Fun Monkey Drop Service

I could imagine no better gift for a friend then a video of his/her apartment being ransacked by a squad of monkeys wearing helmet cams and wielding excrement.

Monkey Drop Service - How it would work.

You would call Monkey Drop with the name and address of the "recipient" and a day and time that he/she would not be home. At least two hours would be best.

The Monkey Drop van would arrive at the recipient's domicile. A tube would deploy from the side of the van and extend to a convenient window. The monkeys, wearing wireless helmet cams, would then be deployed through the tube and cause untold havoc on the content of the recipient's apartment for the allotted time. Upon expiration of the time, a signal (a bell or buzzer) will then call the trained monkeys back to the van. Five days later, an edited film of the monkey drop complete with suitable sound dubbing will be delivered to either the recipient or the customer who ordered the drop.

Monkey Drops could be "given" as birthday gifts, Valentines (as opposed to hideous singing telegrams), anniversary gifts, in recognition of a good job or to your parents to thank them for giving you life and comfort for all those years. Or perhaps you could "give" a monkey drop to an ex-wife/husband, work supervisor, noisy neighbor.

I mean, seriously, who doesn't love monkeys and the mayhem they can bring!