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Guys! Sick of replacing your wallet every decade or so? Wish you could just get a wallet one time, then forget about it? Now you can! New from BUNGCO the Full Metal Wallet! Unlike cigarette cases and other small, rigid metal receptacles, the full metal wallet is flexible and molds to your butt just
like a piece of cowhide or nylon. The FMW is made with mutiple small stainless steel plates, hinged together with rings, and the same size and shape as a conventional billfold. The metal wallet is guaranteed for 75 years. It will not wear out. Makes a great graduation present! An added benefit - many happy customers have written BUNGCO to tell how thir FMW has successfully stopped a bullet, deflected a dog bite, or served as a sliding plate after falling off a moving motorcycle!
Order now and get $10 off BUNGCO's Center Pocket Pants. With a roomy pocket positioned front and center, these pants wearers can use their Full Metal Wallet to protect _all_ their valuables! Call now!
skymall metal card holder
http://www.skymall....pid=79496039&catId=
Metal Wallet [theircompetitor, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
Duct Tape Wallet
http://www.computer...ducttapewallet.html
Duct tape wallet (infinitely repairable!) [Overpanic, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
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*ding*
Please use the link feature, to your left, under the idea text. Thank you. |
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Sounds like it's made for accident prone people.Shot in the ass, bitten in the ass and falls on the ass. |
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<obligatory fj anno>Is that a full Full Metal Wallet front and center, or are you just...yada, yada, yada?</obligatory fj anno> |
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Is that your full metal wallet, or are you just happy to see me? |
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Just make the wallet out of duct tape. If it rips, just make a new one. (Besides, duct tape is groovy.) |
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My psyatic nerve aches just thinking about this. |
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*sciatic*
a psyatic is where mental patients keep their christmas decorations during the year. |
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That's right - just got mine put away. |
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What, your christmas decorations, or your mental patients ? I strive merely for clarity ..... |
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Psyatic, sciatic, and syatic all seam to bring up the same sights.
Eary. |
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I read about how to make a chain mail shirt in a magazine, doesn't sound too hard. Just make little wire loops and join them up. |
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Even if the steel lasted 75 years the lining etc. would be in tatters in the usual time. Now -- an all Kevlar wallet might be just the thing. A while back a fellow was shot full of holes after trying to pull his leather wallet out to show to the police. (he was a foreigner and didn't know what "freeze" meant). Pull a hand sized steel object out of your breast or pants pocket.....? |
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Mm, I made a chainmail wallet a while back. I'll have to post pictures. |
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the incidence of magnetic pick pocketers will flourish. |
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That's why you use aluminum... |
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