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You'd need special fat staples, just so you (well, I) could see the symbols, but, hey, croissant from me. |
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I like the bad luck staples, heh...how delightfully passive aggressive! [+] |
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"Gee, Bob, ever since that meeting Zuzu held last week I just can't catch a break." "Hey, ya know Stan, me neither." |
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<Zuzu grins in the next cube over>
Mhua ha ha haw!!! Eeeeexcellent. |
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Does it bring you bad luck if you jam a good luck staple in the stapler? |
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Not as much, I guess, as stapling your finger with one. |
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That might give you a lucky, but bleeding, finger. |
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That's not what anyone who has ever stapled their finger will tell you, in between swear words and cries of pain. |
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Related idea: print buddhist prayers on mechanical objects that turn, such as fan belts, cam shafts, jet turbines, tires, etc. Buddhists have long used prayer wheels to, um, "purify" themselves and "accumulate merit" (see link). Given the speed at which the common gas engine runs, a trip to see granny could undo any amount of evil. Rodent exercise wheels might also be used for this purpose. Pray, Fluffy! Pray! |
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excelent idea, [luxlucet] and you, [desertfox]. |
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