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//picture of blue bananas// I wonder if it's safe to click this..
ahem.. hmm.. |
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Yup, all looks innocent enough in here, though I
do wonder if anyone this interested in bananas should maybe
be taking more meds. |
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... of fewer meds ... or different meds .... |
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But if you peel a blue banana, the inside is white. In this
respect they are very similar to Smurfs. |
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Partner up with a dating site: include a couple of month's free premium membership. Also include two blue spheres of some kind. Oddly enough I can think of several feminine oriented products that are blue and spherical, but only one for men: bowling or golf balls. |
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Bath balls, candles, perfume bottles, ornaments, and plushies. No need to get into sex toys. |
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Just get a sky-writing team to fly over they guy's place with "You're not my type" |
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<Edit>
Hang on, hang on, you could probably do it with couple of drones these days.. |
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<Edit 2> Were the bananas blue before taking the meds, or after? Just asking. |
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It appears from the link that these bananas are not so much blue
as cyan, and that magenta bananas can also be grown. Given
that we are already familiar with yellow and black bananas, I think
you know where this is leading. |
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Of course. Irrational colour prejudice against some "inferior" bananas, slavery, civil unrest, rioting, secession, civil war, huge numbers of casualties, and a legacy of festering bitterness and distrust lasting centuries and poisoning any hope of social progress in its cradle, leading to economic imbalance and ultimately the collapse of cvilization followed by an effortless walk-in takeover by an agressive hegemonizing swarm of aliens who have simply been waiting for the ripe fruit to fall, saving the effort of picking it. |
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