h a l f b a k e r yI never imagined it would be edible.
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Freeze Dried Bodies
Funeral homes would offer freeze-drying as an alternative to traditional preservative methods. | |
To slow decay of the dearly departed, funeral homes could offer a freeze-drying method of corpse preservation. Spraying with a semi-gloss fungicide/urethane coating would prevent mold from destroying our venerable ancestors...
Freeze Dried Bodies
http://www.tribunei...20103/science.htm#2 biodegradable [FarmerJohn, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
Is permafrost burial a viable option?
http://www.cryonet....in/dsp.cgi?msg=7733 Answer: Yes, but freeze-drying is better. [phoenix, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
Body and Soil
http://www.science-....cfm?article_id=279 "...a Swedish environmental biologist recommends: returning corpses to the earth as freeze-dried organic fertilizer.." [phoenix, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
500-year-old mummies found in Andes
http://www.trussel....prehist/news116.htm [phoenix, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
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Just make sure the open-casket funeral comes first. |
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Does it come with free astronaut ice cream?
Yum! |
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It should also come with a glass display case that you can place them in, just like Vladimir Lenin! You can have their glass case be your coffee table in the living room! |
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yeah, |Dknight|, but put that entry under "Product: Corpse display case - coffee table - Biology project Combo" |
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Can you really have humans taxidermized? |
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If you have enough money you can do just about anything... |
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Just don't drop my coffin! |
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I want to be frozen in a block of ice, like Brendan Frasier
in Enceno Man! |
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