h a l f b a k e r yOn the one hand, true. On the other hand, bollocks.
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Why not put that cardboard backing that comes in packs of Twinkies to good use? Have some witty saying printed on it, so that it is revealed after consuming the product.
Fried Twinkies
http://www.wirk.com...winkies/recipe.html For [LBAF] [Worldgineer, Oct 04 2004]
Fried "Mars Bar"
http://yumfood.net/.../deepfriedmars.html Just like [krelnik] says... [Jinbish, Oct 04 2004]
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"This cardbooard not for consumption" |
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Could be a big success in China. Americans are just more fortunate. |
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"Twinkies, twinkies are so fun.
Twinkies, twinkies, yum yum yum.
Twinkies leave you satisfied,
But next time try your twinkie fried!" |
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Do they really fry twinkies? I know they fry Oreos ... |
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Some folks will fry nearly anything. (WTAGIPBAN) |
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See the "Cake Printer" idea in this section... we could just print it straight onto the twinkie. |
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For the diet conscience, lettuce growers could put a fortune in the core of young lettuce plants allowing the plant to grow around and encase the fortune. "You could have had a twinkie" |
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"Calorie-wise, you could have eaten 1.1 kg of lettuce, though wasn't this much more fun?" |
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"This Twinkie was made in 1943" |
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Yet kept amazingly fresh for your enjoyment! |
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"Lettuce is for Ding-Dongs." |
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"Do you really think that is cream filling inside?" |
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"ingredients: now being converted into unattractive body textures. |
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After viewing those links listed above, I believe my cholesterol count jumped up 100 points. The twinkies sound vile, but a deep fried mars bar? The thought just makes me cringe. |
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twinkies stay fresh forever (literally) in their original package. Makes sense, since a twinkie is 99.9% artificial flavor. |
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I believe the key to a twinkie's freshness really lies in the fact that the cream filling is actually a petroleum product... isn't it? It sure seems like it. |
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"Light up fireworks in your house with this cardboard to chase away evil spirits" |
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According to a TV program I saw, twinkies do not keep fresh for ever at all. It is an urban myth. And I saw it on MTV, so it must be true, right? |
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Cream-filled croissants for all the fortune suggestions. Oh, can't do that. OK. Croissant for idea, even though I have never eaten a twinkie or even seen one in real life. |
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Oh, I've seen pictures and seen them on TV before. Just never had one in front of me. Thanks anyway. |
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