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When I was a kid, I ate a lot of crayons. Also rocks, coins, glue, earwigs, and more, but that’s another story. If crayons had vitamins, the kids would be eating healthy.
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but do we want to encourage children to eat crayons? |
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"These are for drawing, [points at oranges] these are for eating." |
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No dessert until you finish your crayons! |
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Amos, what was your favorite color? |
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waugsqueke, it was "grape". Many crayon colors were food names, but they all tasted alike. |
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"I would recommend the 1925 Burghundy, sir. Or, if sir has a taste for something a little lighter, perhaps the 1963 Forest Green." |
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A fine selection Detly. Pure vintage crayola. |
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I don't think Crayon companies are going to stop naming their crayons after foods so you might as well make them taste good and put vitamins in them. |
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Make'em taste like Brussels Sprouts or Broccoli. This would stop kids eating them forever. |
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Why not sell the vegetables coated in coloured wax? |
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I'm surprised at the positive votes. |
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Crayons are not meant to be eaten, though they may state on the box "non-toxic". So the target population for fortified crayons is bound to be minuscule. |
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