h a l f b a k e r yAlas, poor spelling!
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
|
Five curved blades I hope, so one press does em all. |
|
|
Foot operated roach trap? |
|
|
"One step to trim them all,
one step to store them;
one step to smash them all,
and with the roaches crunch them." |
|
|
So that's where my toenails get to... |
|
|
I'd like to see this done so the foot to be clipped is the actuating foot. Maybe put the clipper on a long floating arm so you stick a nail into its jaws, and it pivots down easily as you lower your foot to the stomper. |
|
|
The arm would only need to travel an half inch or so. There's a difference in height between my various toenails--although I suppose I could just keep my toes up and press the stomper with the heel of that foot, as was suggested. |
|
|
Would it have one size of clipper for the big toe and another smaller clipper for getting the rest? |
|
|
"This little piggy went to Hades,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy ate raw and steaming human flesh,
This little piggy violated virgins,
And this little piggy clambered over a heap of dead bodies to get to the top."
Neil Gaiman - Good Omens |
|
| |