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Basically, the idea here is to build a giant analog synthesizer,
the size of a house. 1,000 oscillators, hundreds of filters,
envelope generators by the score, and a massively powerful,
all-weather sound system built in. Each would be fitted with a
satellite hookup in order to broadcast over
the internet, or by
toll-free phone line. The machine would be programmed and
sequenced via internet by hobbyists who are so smart/boring,
they'd do this. Furthermore, each unit shall be equipped with
a vertical takeoff engine, so it can fly around the world and
blast people with synthesis. With the this year's US defense
budget we could build, i dunno, five hundred of these?
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//Solution to problems.//
For what problem is this a solution? |
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Aliens? Arriving in moments? Quick, hand me the Flying Super-Synthesizer!
I'm guessing it's a solution to those kind of problems, as well as world famine relief, Iraq ('n all that) and flatulence in cows. |
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//For what problem is this a solution?// |
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Not enough of these Intersynthoplanes. Also if we defer
military spending, it solves the army problem. |
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dictionary.com doesn't recognize Intersynthoplanes. |
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//and flatulence in cows//
As a turntable-tastic DJ [Fishrat], you must be aware that the ex duo of the KLF (who allegedly burnt a million pounds) also experimented with low frequency noise. The result was that a farmer a mile or so away claimed that they cured one of his cow's flatulence.
Permanently. |
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