h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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(forgetful person forgets to zip top end before upending... |
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That reminds me of the guy who went down to the market place to buy milk and eggs, but he forgot to bring a basket for the eggs or a pail for the milk (this was in the old days). |
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He gets to the milk seller and realizes that he doesnt have a pail, so, thinking quickly, he takes off his hat and has the milk seller fill it with milk. Then he goes to the egg seller and realizes that he doesnt have a basket, so he turns his hat inside out and fills the other side with eggs (not realizing that all the milk has spilled out). |
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When he gets home, his wife sees the hat full of eggs and asks where the milk is. Right here on the other side, he says as he flips the hat over. |
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And that, as they say, was nothing like a good joke. |
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