h a l f b a k e r yProfessional croissant on closed course. Do not attempt.
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For moments of surreal frustration when nothing seems to be working out on-screen as it should be, the user bangs hard on the 'flip-your-wig' key.
For best effect, use it just as someone enters the room - as when you press the key, your hat/wig flies off with matching whirring siren noise.
This
would require a compressed air pack somewhere in/around your hard drive, with a tube running up the inside of your leg to under your wig/hat.
Imagine looking across the office cubicles to see and hear hats and wigs flipping and jumping around, signalling each worker's relief of tension.
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A spinning syrup, whatever next. |
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Now *this* is funny. If you can figure out a way to make it self-contained--with springs, perhaps?--you've got a gag-market winner. |
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This gets funnier every time I think about it |
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