Flash-RAM Jewellery

Like many people, I work with a memory stick constantly around my neck full of files that follow me around. It's not an ugly stick - silver and lozenge shaped, but it has the company logo on it and says 'geek' very loudly. Why aren't there any genuinely attractive sticks around? USB007 make some really tiny memory sticks that could easily be incorporated into a small pendant (not an advert or recommendation - just an illustration of how small they can be). It's generally men I see wearing a stick so probably something plain, male and abstract would be work, although more feminine versions should be available. Of course, being jewellery each piece would ideally be hand finished and unique but to keep costs down there would probably have to be a large range of mass produced designs. The other alternative for the more daring is to buy those UV-sensitive lighter sleeves that you get in headshops and festivals and find a memory stick that fits it. Probably less use than a lighter when at Glastonbury though...