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Flannelman was created in extremely odd circumstance involving; an abandoned pajama factory, a quilt, two pounds of fishing line and a duck. His super powers are softness, warmth and the ability to mentally project a feeling of security.
Flannelman now traverses the country seeking out those poor
unfortunate souls in need of comfort, cheer or warmth. When he sees someone in need, he swoops over and snuggles them, engulfing them in his warm flannelness, until they are feeling warm and secure. He stands for Truth, Justice and Generally Spreading Warmth and Feelings of Security Throughout the Land.
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Are there Flannel Women ?............put me down for one, or more. |
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don't give me all that old flannel. |
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Aww. Who can say 'no' to a soft, warm, fuzzy guy? |
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And dresses like Al Boreland. |
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What happened to the duck? |
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Oh he's okay. He has to wear flannel to keep warm now after being plucked for some superhero's stuffing. |
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*belch* 'scuze me. Can still taste the hoisin sauce. |
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Ditto on the FlannelWoman.. or perhaps a faithful sidekick
-- SatinTeddyWoman ?
What would FlannelMan's "achille's heel" be? |
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Flannelman: Women with Cigarette Breath and smoker's
wheeze? |
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Satin Teddy Woman is a mythical creature spreading an entirely different ...uuummm... message. <g> |
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[bd64]: I have counted 6 ideas of [ato_de]'s that you have 'autoboned' this evening, with nonsense posts and unsupportable references. This seems to have stemmed from your only idea, "Tesla Coil Ahoy!" that [ato_de] correctly pointed out might have been taken from a movie. |
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[ato_de]: I have (+)'d each of the autoboned ideas, to counteract the actions of a certain individual. |
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<your father> Now, don't make me turn this car around! </your father> |
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<your mother> you're not too big to have your bottom smacked </your mother> |
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Thank you CP, though I would prefer that you had found them of merit and so voted your support, but I'll take a pity pastry. I think we will find that "beatledrone64" will likely throw it's little tantrum and fade away. In the meantime, my ideas have been churned to the top of the pile and maybe someone else will find them worthy or amusing. No worries mate. |
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Here comes his faithful sidekick, Corduroy Boy.
[ wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF] |
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Hair of Cord'roy
wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF
Plagiarizer, Autoboner I've been told about you
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Battledomer, The midnight 'boner
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What they been sayin' must be true
wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF
PRECHORUS:
Red hot Tesla Oh that's Indoor
wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF
Corduroy Boy's bad news
wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF
CHORUS:
Now you're messin' with a A SON OF A BITCH
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Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF
Now you're messin' with a A SON OF A BITCH
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Now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
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Talking jive and poison ivy You ain't gonna cling to me
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Minute-taker Fall-'baker I ain't so blind I can't see
wiff, Wiff, WIff, WHIFF
PRECHORUS:
CHORUS:
LEAD
CHORUS: (4 times) |
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