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Sometimes, its just not enough to leave a scrawled message on his mirror.
Explain all his personality defects in a message in Flammable Lipstick across his bedroom wall. Especially effective when written, and lit, on a wallpapered wall.
Let him explain *that* to his next victim.
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Would this go with self-sharpening pinking shears for His suits? (Mrs Bobbit's own patent, I understand) |
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Forget ever putting that stuff on my lips when they're chapped. |
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21st century fox! Oh yeah! |
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[dentworth], Don't mention it :) |
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[Unabubba], So I shouldn't indulge in flaming sambuccas when wearing lip balm? Is this warning on the lip balm label? Should I be taking my videocam to resort bars in the hope of catching this on film? |
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"but when we kiss, oooohh ... FIRE." XD |
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oops, sorry Consul, I hit the wrong button. I meant to delete the link, and then I was going to edit the anno, but it's gone forever. Hey, I like the flaming lipstick though. |
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