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Airlines are concerned with improving in-flight experience. In an attempt to further this end airlines should construct vast arrays of WWII-like anti-aircraft flak batteries. Rather than taking down their own planes these altitude sensitive canisters will be filled with confetti!!! Instantly fliers will
be in a world of fun and excitement! Brilliant shiny colors will surround them. I would suggest some music as well. Maybe some sort of aisle parade. Flakfetti.
cannon launched confetti
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Nope, I'm wrong. Not really similar at all, but combinations of these two ideas would be cool. [Custardguts, Feb 05 2007]
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I'm sure I saw this here before... |
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Thought so you sneaky bugger. I thought I was going insane there for a minute. Have you seen the idea in the link? Imagine drawing great big mountain ranges in the sky ahead or beside the plane for the passengers' amusement/terror? |
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I reposted this idea from an old account, the old one isn't there anymore. |
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No I haven't but I like your idea which takes it the needed next step forward. |
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Aside from the name (which sounds to me like it could lead to some type of dandruff related celebration), this seems like fun. It'd put a little positive excitement into airline travel. |
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the confetti canister would probably be solid enough to shoot down an aircraft if it hit one dead on before the confetti released |
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and the confetti could get sucked into a jet intake |
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What? Great expense for needless, and likely to be ignored, entertainment- sounds like a capitalistic idea to me! Especially when one considers the potential environmental ramifications of this idea, compounded by the fact that it is based on pure vanity. (+) Take that nature! |
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//the confetti could get sucked into a jet intake// |
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Yeah, it could, but it probably wouldn't hurt anything, provided it's made of paper. Aluminumized plastic should be okay, too. |
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(Jet engines are sometimes cleaned by chucking in a handful of ground-up walnut shells. And they are tested by throwing in a dead chicken.) |
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21, its biodegradable, made out of ultra-compressed cow dung. |
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while i like this idea [+]. i have to disagree
with you on one point. |
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/Airlines are concerned with improving in-
flight experience/ |
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what airlines do you fly???? |
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JetFetti, how could I forget? |
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This is way better than sucking birds into the engine! |
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Not to be confused with Fettish Airways which has other methods of improving the in-flight experience. |
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Can we have a few vintage Junkers to harry the plane? |
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