h a l f b a k e r yThis is what happens when one confuses "random" with "profound."
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Nah. I figure that if humans are going to prove their
machismo by putting a barbed hook through the
mouth of a fish, it's incumbent upon them to deal
with the thing once they've got it in the boat. That
goes for whaling too. |
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Hooks are for the lazy. Get in the water and shoot spears at them. The word sporting may not be applicable, but it does give them a chance to share their opinion with you. |
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I've had some great times spearfishing. I wonder if a spear that delivered an electric charge would be practical. |
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Considering it is well-known that dynamite can stun a great
many fish at once, it may be reasonable to think that a
smallish blasting cap would be suitable to stun a single fish. |
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[Warning! Oncoming personal anecdote only tangentially relevant to the idea]
This gives me another chance to mention Neal Stephenson's novel 'Snowcrash'. There's a line in there about using a Magnum pistol to shoot halibut once they had been hauled aboard the boat because they were too dangerous to leave flapping around. Coming from a culture where halibut was only seen as a small square of battered fish to go with your chips, this comment seemed to be a complete non-sequitur. Why would you use a bloody great hand-cannon to shoot such a little fish. It would be blown to bits, surely?
The world wide web was in its infancy at the time & wikipedia hadn't been invented yet so I let the reference go as just one of those bits in books that sometimes you just have to accept at face value & just get on with the story.
Anyhow, come the new millenium & a re-read of Snowcrash was on the cards. Stumbling upon that same passage again, I remembered my former perplexity but now there was a method for instant gratification of my curiosity. From Wikipedia...
"The current Alaska state record for a sport-caught halibut is 459 lb (208 kg)..."
Whoa, I thought! How do they get them into the deep fat fryer??? |
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Down in California our halibut are puny in comparison. I was with some other divers off San Diego, and one of my companions, at the end of his scuba tank, found a 40 inch halibut while only armed with a pole spear. |
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While out of air, he speared the fish, got one hand on either side of the spear tip going through the fish, and made his way back to the boat. I happened to be onboard at the moment, and after some back and forth confirming I knew what was expected of me he passed me the fish and spear in the same manner he was holding it. |
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I shook the fish off the spear, which had been placed nicely through it's head, and watched it do a series of leaps resembling piscine pushups in our small boat. I thought I would have to lay on top of it to keep it from escaping, but it expired before it reached that point. And it only weighed perhaps fifty pounds. |
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Oh, and there are freedivers who spear bill fish as referenced in the idea. Damn close to a fair fight if you ask me. |
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