Had an idea that I tried to impart
But then you all just came and tore it apart
Now I'm feeling all indignant and sad
But if you want I'll try to bake again
Baby I'll try to bake again cos I know
The first bake is the weakest
Baby I know the first bake is the weakest
My idea for a "Wife Card" was cursed
The other bakers said that it was the worst
I had to learn quite fast to swallow my pride
Longed for pastry to dry the tears that I cried
And I'm sure going to give it a try
And if you want I'll try to bake again
Baby I'll try to bake again cos I know
The first bake is the weakest
Baby I know first bake is the weakest
Seven Rules to Find Bliss was cursed
You all seemed to think that it was the worst
I felt my anger start to well up inside
Hoped 'Bubba drowned in all the tears that I cried
But I'm sure gonna give it a try
'cause if you want I'll try to bake again
Baby I'll try to bake again cos I know
The first bake is the weakest
Baby I know the first bake is the weakest
When it come to tasting pastry I'm cursed
Cos newbie ideas are always the worst...