h a l f b a k e r yOn the one hand, true. On the other hand, bollocks.
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Imagine waking tired and hungry with a throat raw from snoring, to then realize that you’ve got finger-licking good, fresh yoghurt right at your under-nail fingertips. Yes, this ingenious kit has the instructions and equipment (eyedropper) you need to produce a whole tablespoon of smooth, healthy yoghurt
in the privacy of your own bed.
Starting with only two bare hands with clean, medium length fingernails, warmed milk and a pinkie of yoghurt saved from the day before, you’ll be quickly on your way to night shift production of your breakfast snack. Thumb-sucking will never be the same…slurp…mmm!
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grow your own penicillin on another finger for that raw throat. |
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So the ol' blue veined junket gun is now obsolete?....dang... |
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Do I want to know where this tofu came from? |
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ahh - the perfect application for vagina jam. |
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I'll need somewhere to store the honey and walnuts. That's the only way I'll eat the yogurt. |
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