Filthy A&P Textbook

If you're anything like me, and let's face it, you aren't, you are into incredibly strange sex. If you're nothing like me, you might still take a prurient interest in the sex lives of us perverts. If you're anything like me in a different way, and some of you are, you have probably spent years of your life having to memorise the details of the deep and superficial fascia, the veins supplying the colon, the actions of different neurotransmitters and so forth.

There are a wide number of rather puerile dirty mnemonics used to remember various medical details. Googling will doubtless return many of these. They certainly appear to work. However, there is also this (see link).

Given the Byzantine complexity of human sexuality indicated by the linked map, it's very likely that most aspects of anatomy and physiology, or for that matter pathology, are in one way or another relevant to it. For example:

Macrophilia - How tall can a human being realistically be without having to have elephantine proportions?

Classic S&M - How strong can the current and voltage safely be? Where should the electrodes be attached?

Erotic asphyxiation - Effects of hypercapnia on penile vasodilation.

Multiple breasts - The "nipple line", i.e. possible locations.

And so forth. I'm sure this would be very memorable, and it could be designed to wipe clean too.