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The problem with a piece of elastic that long is that when you threw it in the washer, they'd instantly and irrevocably tie themselves into knots the approximate density of a neutron star. |
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I'd say it's a chindogu, tho. |
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Also there would tend to be a wierd tuggy downward pull along the inseam of your trousers. This might, of course, be a Feature. |
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You could wear men's pantyhose instead - I'm not recommending them, exactly, but they don't get separated in the wash. |
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//The problem with a piece of elastic that long is that when you threw it in the washer, they'd instantly and irrevocably tie themselves into knots the approximate density of a neutron star. // |
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Here's a trick I learned to cope with long parachute* lines: Fold the string in half, so that both socks are at one end. At the other end, you have a loop. Turn the end of the loop (an inch and a half of string) over (one twist). Reach through the loop with forefinger and thumb and pull through the two strands of string. This forms a second loop. Repeat, (gently reducing the slack in the last loop as you go along) for each consecutive loop until you reach the socks. Lock off the last loop with a clothes peg through it. |
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You now have one short, thick knot that won't get tangled. To undo, remove the peg and the knot will unravel easily. |
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(*if you are parachuting, remember to unravel the lines and stow them properly when you repack) |
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