Fawlty themed hotel

Go to Torquay. Build an exact replica of Fawlty towers if there isn’t a suitable building already. (Alternatively buy the Gleneagles hotel, an experience in which the series was based on). Staff this with actors who have studied the characters from the series in great detail, and whom, if possible, have been selected to look like Cleese et al. (007 commitments will make the man himself unavailable for the job) More actors could play the regular guests like Major Gowen and those old ladies.

Entertainment would come from watching scenes from the series occurring before your eyes as you walk through the lobby, sit in the dining room, etc, but also from enjoying the hospitality of Basil Fawlty (ie. The actors/staff would remain in character at all, even when not quoting the series verbatim.)

Although I envisaged this as a means to attract guests, advertising it as a normal hotel and relying on word of mouth might be better, certainly, watching the reactions of the unsuspecting holidaymaker when confronted with Fawlty would be entertaining for those already 'in the loop'.

It occurs to me that it might be rather fun also to have a Monty Python themed hotel; A giant foot hovering in the lobby, that descends on the hour, themed rooms for each of the films, the songs playing in the elevators, a naked man playing an organ in the resturant, and other such high jinx.* However I am reluctant to post this as a seperate idea. It's to close to this idea and both are a little 'WICTTISOTTVPWIBNIIWR'. So here it is; as a coda to the Fawlty themed hotel concept. Expand as you like...

*A Python-esque safari park in the style of the Zulu scene from 'Meaning of life' would be great fun. "A tiger?!, In Basingstoke? !"