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Baby likes to ride on daddy's shoulders. Also likes to regurgitate at inopportune moments. This is a detachable hood on a business suit that prevents unwanted morning departure delays.
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Needs some sort of trough-collar to prevent baby goo from dripping down on to the suit. |
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Keep one of those cheap rain ponchos handy? |
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what do you plan to do about the urine marks on your collar?! + |
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doubles as an anti pigeon dropping hood too. i bet. |
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Available as a set with matching motherhood. |
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If it were a hood of the little-red-riding-hood type with the little shoulder-cape attachment it would provide protection for the suit. It should also have handles on the sides so the kid doesnt have to hold onto your eye sockets. |
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I think it's more a front-load idea, [AO]. Rather than piggy-backpack, but I could be wrong. <wipes tea and pretzel bits off computer desk> |
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Of the several dozen high-volume offspring upchucks
that've landed on me so far, I must report that none have
landed on my head. I'd go for some protection around the
shoulder/chest area, though. |
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staples work too, but they might not be as vomit-proof as tape. |
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