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Farts of Darkness

At Last, a REAL reason to be Afraid of the Dark
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Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your farter.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU tooted him.

Vader: No... I am your farter.

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

And now, vanquished by his only son, Vader turns slowly and mumbles to himself, "...Man, I've just gotta get more ventilation in this helmet..."

Grogster, Apr 19 2014

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not_morrison_rm, Apr 19 2014
  

       Han Solo: I have a bad feeling about this …   

       Chewbacca: <PHWARRRP>
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