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One small packet of ammonium tri-iodide crystal (whose
packaging design is detailed in another parallel universe
where I care about such things), is carefully placed near the
vincinity of one's bum. Don't shake this contact explosive too
hard until you're ready to release. Impress your friends
with
your purple gas. Don't breathe it...
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I would like to assist in the development of this product, by
selflessly, and without consideration for my own personal
safety, volunteering [8th] as a guinea pig. |
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What about the other colours? |
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According to my daughter, purple is the only one that really
matters, unless you can throw in pink as well... |
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All you need for that is a Broccoli Training Club. |
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"Red and yellow and pink and green,
Purple and orange and blue,
I can fart a rainbow, fart a rainbow, fart a rainbow too.
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Listen with your eyes ,
Listen with your ears,
and fart everything you see,
I can fart a rainbow, fart a rainbow, fart along with me.
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Red and yellow and pink and green,
Purple and orange and blue,
I can fart a rainbow, fart a rainbow, fart a rainbow too ! "
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// Don't breathe it...// Why ? |
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I don't think this should be about the visual sense. Ammonium tri-iodine probably isn't the correct purple needed. Flowers have all the "colours" needed. A puff of petal confetti ? if colour is really needed. |
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// I don't think this should be about the visual sense. // |
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It isn't. It's about the auditory sense, i.e. the explosion. |
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// Ammonium tri-iodine probably isn't the correct purple needed.
// |
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Who cares about the colour ? |
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Mene mene tekel 'oo farted? |
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"And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine ... Pffffftttttt ... oh, sorry, please excuse me ..." |
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Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the
farty. |
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" ... So he passed over, and all the trumpets sounded for him on the other side. And he spake unto them saying, phwoooorgh, who's been eating eggs ? And verily did the sparrows fall from the sky, and the putty came out of the windows, and the milk turneth sour; and all the clocks stopped... and he did cry up to Heaven, saying, Whhrfl hrrrf erffflf frrrff hnnfffl, yfffnnn hhhft ? yet answer camed there none, for he hath pressed a cloth over his nose and mouth with both hands, that he might thereby keep the stench from him, and thus were his words lost ... " |
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You forgot the attribution for your quote. I believe it's from
Henry IV, fart II. |
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With some aerosolized metallic salts and an igniter your farticulates could become fireworks. |
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So this sharp potpourri without the Bronie cuteness. (?category Product:Prank) |
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