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What if there were an invention that would actually make clowns funny? Big red clown shoes with whoopee cushions in the heels.
Oh wait... have a series of different tuned whoopee cushions from the tip to the heel so the fart noises will rise in pitch throughout the clowns mighty steps towards comedy
gold.
And like most of my other ideas, just checking to see if this has been done already.
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I remember a performance artist (cello was her main instrument) who had shoes with bellows in that basically were like one-note accordions. Not fart noises. I remember she would play a note on the cello and then hold it loosely by the neck and spin it on its end spike. |
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Anyway I don't believe your idea could make clowns funny. |
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True, not sure clowns were ever funny, but whoopee cushion equipped shoes would be. |
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To be fair, they'd probably work for any occupation. Brain surgeons, professors, heads of state. |
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