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Pants, with a one way valve in them to allow inflation by flatulence.
Much more comfortable than sitting on a hard bench seat for hours.
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"Comes with a complementary 25 kilo bag of Brussels sprouts ..." |
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Perfect for the New Year. Yay fart pants.+ |
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Make them sniff deflatable and I'll make a large odour. |
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What part exactly does it inflate? Could it transform your flatulence into a crotch bulge? |
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"Are you feelin' gassy, or are you just happy to see me?" |
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