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A siren on each desk contected to a small device which measures methane levels.
Should a work collegue "trump" the siren will flash and their name will be diplayed on a wall mounted display board.
This will avoid having to walk past a known SBD (silent-but-deadly) Trumper and getting a nostril full
of flatulant fury.
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[xandram, Jul 15 2007]
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And what exactly is the advantage of this again...? |
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what if i had beans last night? it might get kind of annoying especially say the day after the company picnic. |
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You work in a place where people are ashamed of their farts? Ooo, classy! |
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I'd rig it, so that the light under S-note's name is always lit up. |
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A colleague has the habit of raising himself slightly from his seat, and more or less detonating. On hearing this, one of the engineers who sits near him will immediately hook his shirt over his nose, while otherwise appearing to pay not the least attention. It's quite surreal. |
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