Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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It might be better to just get another gerbil.

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FartPants

Fart through pot pourri gusset
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This 'panty-pad' like product would fit neatly into the gusset of your pants, enabling your farts to be perfumed and dispersed. Ideal for the office/restaurant/impressing the opposite sex. When you fart, the particles will pass through the perfumed pad, scenting the surrounding air with a fragrance of your choice. Anything from aftershave to air freshener.
doobs, Mar 06 2002

Baked http://www.invention.com/conant.htm
[lumpy, Mar 06 2002]

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       Baked. See link.
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