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Bravo. This conjures up images of both Harpo and Groucho Marx to me, flowers and cigars; I can see myself wearing one of your fan-flowers on my tails jacket lapel right now, just for the fun of it. As a smoker, though, I'd want to have it so the angle could be adjusted to blow away from any non-smoker companions (upwards?). I usually have to crane my neck and twist my head half-off Exorcist-style to blow my smoke up and away when I'm in a pub, so as to avoid blowing smoke in my friends' faces (some of us smokers do actually have a bit of consideration for others). So I salute you, Vavon, and a big chocolate-filled croissant for you. |
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how about a stovepipe hat with the top cut out and a built-in exhaust fan in the brim for the smoker? ducting would lead the smoke into the hat, and you could then say that your friend really "smokes like a chimney". |
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I suggest a merging of this idea (mihali's stovepipe hat, I mean) with UnaBubba's Angry Young Man Hat. What could be more appropriate as an AYMH than one which was constantly fuming? |
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The spraying part is already baked...Those squirting flower things that clowns wear. Except that sprays it on other people. That's OK though, other people usually stink. |
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