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Phone sex lines featuring beautiful (sounding) women are common as dirt. If you dial 1-(900) ANYTHING you are bound to get one of them --- but now you have a choice!
This is a 1-(900) phone sex line that offers its customers the opportunity to "get personal" with the voice of a famous person of
their choice, living or dead. The service employs a cadre of highly talented voice impersonators. This could include the voices of (but not limited to): Arnie, Margaret Thatcher, <any modern actor or actress>, Minnie Mouse, Foghorn Leghorn, Nikita Khrushchev (if you don't mind him pounding his shoe on the table when you get near climax), Mae West, W.C. Fields, or even Marcel Marceau (although this one might sound more like 20 minutes of silence).
What's your pleasure?
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You could start with Stephen Hawking as a low-cost
trial. I've heard he's quite good on the big bang
theory. |
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Look up "likeness rights". [-] |
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Bad news for thousands of Elvis impersonators? |
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... and for an entire genre of comedy. Do
impressionists have "permissions" departments as
publisher do? |
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// beautiful (sounding) women are common as dirt//
And the ones who aren't common are plain.
It's like Donne said: "True. Fair. Choose one." |
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//Bad news for thousands of Elvis
impersonators?// If his estate wanted it to be,
yes. But impersonators keep him popular and sell
songs. |
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//and for an entire genre of comedy// Parody is
fair use. |
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Phone sex isn't going to be so popular. And yes,
someone still owns the likeness right to dead
actresses and will be happy to enforce them if
they felt it necessary. |
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Can you pick anybody from history? "What dost thouest be wearing? Hast thou removed thine pantaloons?" |
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Bun for my funny comment because I crack myself up. [+] Plus it's a cute idea. |
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[MechE] It would be wonderful to see a prosecution
for
impersonating Marcel Marceau on the phone. Has
John Cage already explored that legal territory? |
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"If I pull out thish voishe... you pull off your pantiesh. That'sh the Connery way. " |
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BTW, we'll be running a Valentine's Day Special on the Phone Sex Operator that sounds like Raymond Burr --- he's starving to death. |
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It's time to play the music,
It's time to light the lights... |
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"Hey Waldorf! Wake up, here come the bikinis!"
"Oh Boy! We'd better reset our pacemakers!" |
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"You're going to see the real Bob Dole from now on." |
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Will John the Baptist know English? |
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Of course. He prays in King James English, as everyone knows. |
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