Fake mock lawn sprinkler

Useful for people with a lawn they can't bear to see go brown and to annoy the neighbours at the same time.

Obviously as a British person, I am aware there can be a condition known as a "water shortage". Obviously, my knowledge of such a thing is purely theoretical, he said typing this with lightly webbed-fingers and pauses to note how fetching the gill slits look on his neighbour this morning.

But, I digress.

The device looks like a sprinkler. At the press of the remote button it extends very thin wires describing a parabola from the top outwards with crystals at intervals. The device vibrates the lines to give a visual effect similar to water being sprinkled out onto the lawn, incidentally flicking green paint onto the parched leaves, in order to try and make them look less parched.

By this act it gives some psychological relief to the lawnee, and makes one of the neighbours come around to complain. After demonstrating the waterless-ness of the device the lawnee is then able to press the other button on the remote, which actually does sprinkle the lawn with water.