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Dogs hate baths in clean, warm water with special doggie shampoo, but will leap enthusiatically into any cold muddy puddle they come across.
So, have an efficient low-foam dog cleansing product that looked and smells (to the dog) pretty much like mud but still smells OK to humans.
Fill a sink,
bath or paddling pool with cold water. Tip in "MudBath". Stir. Open door and let eager dog bath itself ......
Non sequitur - where does baby oil come from ? Where do they get the babies ?
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sequitur - You don't know where babies come from? |
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Make a rinseless version of this and kids'll use it. |
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How did this gem fall so quickly off the face of the Earth? |
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I like the deception. I like a cleaner dog. The only
downside I can identify, is that the ruse is predicated
upon spoofing a dog's smelling capability. This might be
possible, but not by a species so unsophisticated in the
realm of smell as humans. |
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A rough equivalent would be a pack of wolves scratching
a crude drawing of a pub into the dirt including a sign
with "A Nice Ye-Olde Hooman Pubbe - this way hoomans"
written on it. The whole area would be surrounded by
wolf-paw prints and several wolves would be dressed up
pretending to play darts. No, I reckon dogs are high-level
connoisseurs of both muddy puddles and white carpets. |
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How did I miss this? Dogs would wash themselves.
Dogs having much more sensitive noses than humans
you could absolutely put in wonderful filth smells
that the dog would sense that people wouldn't. [+] |
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// How did I miss this? // |
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You were probably flicking bubble gum at one of your classmates, or carving your initials into the desk, or just talking ... |
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Ah ha! Got you, I never went to school. |
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And MY, doesn't it show ... |
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