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Fake Fake Hair Candy,the new product from BUNGCO, is a sweetened product which looks just like a chewy wad of hair from the shower drain, but with shugary sprinkles. The catch - its fake fake hair! Everyone expects that fake fake hair is made of spun sugar or some sort of starch but nope: this is 100%
hair. Can YOU tell?
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ewww i would never buy something like that [-] |
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I like the idea of mixing fake hair with fake fake hair. If the fake hair tasted REALLY good, would you run the risk of one clump in five being fake fake hair?
Actually, no... on reflection neither would I. I mean, yuck, Bungs! |
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Disgusting. Bun.
Would this inevitably lead to fake fake fake hair candy?
Also I think the concept of two wrongs not making a right, also applies to two fakes being a genuine. |
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Don't forget the skull-cap too, unless you want to eat a bunch of hair & hair products. |
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My inspiration! I like the idea of mixing some fake hair with the fake fake hair. More realistic! |
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So, [bung]. You are proposing to sell people clumps of hair from the drain, so that they can eat it? That's a really horrible idea, although audacious enough to avoid my fishbone. |
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Does sophocles know you're writing under his username? |
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It only "looks" like hair from the drain. The product may contain drain and non-drain hair, depending on availability. |
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Maybe on Monday [soph] will see where he has led me. |
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That's really nasty my friend. [+] |
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I think you shouldn't explain the whole concept of "fake fake" meaning 'real'. If they arent smart enough to get it, then they deserve to devour a nasty wad of knotted hair. If they are too smart for the gag, then they avoid it like the plague...or else buy it for another less fortunate person... |
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So the two "Fakes" cancel out, and you're left with real hair. Clever stuff, but where's the invention? In the name? Other than that it's just hair... |
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So it tastes like Big League Chew then? |
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<file under 'why do i bother?'> Quick net search: outside of this posting, "fake hair candy" --- does NOT exist. |
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