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Fake Fake Hair Candy

 The fakest fake hair candy ever!
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Fake Fake Hair Candy,the new product from BUNGCO, is a sweetened product which looks just like a chewy wad of hair from the shower drain, but with shugary sprinkles. The catch - its fake fake hair! Everyone expects that fake fake hair is made of spun sugar or some sort of starch but nope: this is 100% hair. Can YOU tell?
—bungston, Jul 16 2005

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       ewww i would never buy something like that [-]
—sims, Jul 16 2005
   

       I like the idea of mixing fake hair with fake fake hair. If the fake hair tasted REALLY good, would you run the risk of one clump in five being fake fake hair? Actually, no... on reflection neither would I. I mean, yuck, Bungs!
—Fishrat, Jul 16 2005
   

       Disgusting. Bun.
Would this inevitably lead to fake fake fake hair candy?
Also I think the concept of two wrongs not making a right, also applies to two fakes being a genuine.
—hidden truths, Jul 16 2005
   

       Don't forget the skull-cap too, unless you want to eat a bunch of hair & hair products.   

       sophocles, Jul 15 2005   

         

       My inspiration! I like the idea of mixing some fake hair with the fake fake hair. More realistic!
—bungston, Jul 16 2005
   

       So, [bung]. You are proposing to sell people clumps of hair from the drain, so that they can eat it? That's a really horrible idea, although audacious enough to avoid my fishbone.   

       Does sophocles know you're writing under his username?
—wagster, Jul 17 2005
   

       It only "looks" like hair from the drain. The product may contain drain and non-drain hair, depending on availability.   

       Maybe on Monday [soph] will see where he has led me.
—bungston, Jul 17 2005
   

       That's really nasty my friend. [+]   

       I think you shouldn't explain the whole concept of "fake fake" meaning 'real'. If they arent smart enough to get it, then they deserve to devour a nasty wad of knotted hair. If they are too smart for the gag, then they avoid it like the plague...or else buy it for another less fortunate person...
—JuJuHound, Jul 18 2005
   

       So the two "Fakes" cancel out, and you're left with real hair. Clever stuff, but where's the invention? In the name? Other than that it's just hair...
—Minimal, Jul 18 2005
   

       So it tastes like Big League Chew then?
—Mr Burns, Jul 18 2005
   

       <file under 'why do i bother?'> Quick net search: outside of this posting, "fake hair candy" --- does NOT exist.
—reensure, Jul 18 2005
   


 

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