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Nothing is more satsifying and final than delivering a big old F. U. to an offending person. But if you can't do it yourself, call F.U. Gram. You can break it off with that no longer significant other with a F.U. delivered by a marching band with drum leaders and chearleaders. Give me an "F", give me
a "U"! Give us their address!
Tell off that S.O.B. landlord with our F.U.P.S. delivery. Looks like the man in brown with a package but when that box opens up, it's a 110 decibel F.U. blast! Why not send a piping hot F.U. pizza? It's all spelled out in pepperoni and sausage. We guarantee in 30 minutes or it's F. us. We also have seasonal specials like our F.U. carolers, and our charming F.U. trick or treaters for those holiday relations. Ding Dong, F.U.!
F.U. Gram. We deliver the message F.U. can't!
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Are there any F. U. Grams that include explosives? F. U. pizza is just so, like, pie in the face, even if its spelled in pepperoni. |
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We lost the the F.U.nabomber. |
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Recently had to calculate the fixture units ( F. U.) in my
drain system for modifications ( a kitchen sink is 2 units, a
lavatory is 1 unit, a bidet is 2 units., etc.). Now this all
makes sense. |
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This would be great for the person expecting an apology. |
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Bellhop uniform and all, starts with sing-song: |
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"The apology you're waiting for has been long over due...
"You'll be waiting for eternity 'cause this is my F.U!" |
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:o) <--------regular grin |
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Excuse someone who's been away for 35 years, but what's F.U.? |
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Definitely not something to say to Grammy. |
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Ah yes, welcome back, [FarmerJohn]. Has it really been that long? F. U. means French Understanding. It was invented by someone ... well, you know. |
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How can you NOT like this idea?? Croissant. |
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Seriously, tell me what is wrong with it. That is, F.U. can... |
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How about a singing FU Gorillagram. |
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I'd personally like to have a billboard
erected in front of the person's house. |
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I think F.U was made famous by that terrible song, "F.U.R.B". The letter U obviously seemed like a better option, since the letter Y would make it look like a song about a troll. |
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If you could send these collect (cash-on-delivery), it would be even better! |
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I heard a rumor that Dick Cheney is baking this as a subsidiary of Halliburton. |
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