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Eyedrops with an applicator that is a small velvety tongue. Little tongue gently swabs your eye, delivering soothing eye medicine. Tongue is also designed to safely remove stray eyelashes or other foreign matter.
One-time use tube package holds tongue in sterile eye solution until you twist applicator
handle and break seal.
No more dropping solution from squeeze bottle down your cheek or on to your flinching eyelid.
Wow.
yuck
http://www.nylon.ne...inburger/tongue.jpg
[po, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
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..I'm at a loss of words. |
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Oh! +, though. Because it's silly and I like it. |
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Have you ever had someone do this? It's not as pleasant as you might think. :P |
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Uugh, if anyone else has stories of licking eyeballs/having eyeballs licked, refrain from sharing them...please. Tongues are more than rough enough to slough away corneal epithelial cells, opening the eye to infection. Keratitis is bad, mmkay. |
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However, eye like this. It's deliciously ludicrous. |
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ha ha ha... I don't know why I find the thought of someone licking an eyeball so funny! I had never thought of it. And the fact that it disgusted [Needa Moeba] makes it even funnier... I'm being stupid today, forgive me. |
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eye li(c)ke this eye-dea a lot |
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My grandma Minnie said never put anything in your eye but your elbow. |
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that was your ear, snarfy. |
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I need a cryette just thinking about this. |
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That's true, po, but I think we can apply it to the eye. Minnie would approve. |
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How can you drink with your elbows in your eyes? |
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but I never put my elbows in my eyes or my ears. good trick if you can do it. |
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//never put anything in your eye but your elbow//
//that was your ear//
How do you put your ear in your eye? |
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I thought you got mono from licking other people's eyes. |
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Apply the eyedrops with a pressure washer. Stare down the nozzle for good aim; then pull the trigger for a high velocity squirt before you can blink. It also removes eyelashes and other debris like a charm. |
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Yeah. It gets rid of that pesky skull that's always there... |
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Hmmm, small velvety tongue. So, if I bought a THOUSAND of these things and started pedaling them on the adult section of Ebay... |
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