Extraordinary People

With CGI actors already filling roles in Fast & Furious and Star Wars, and the recent crisis overtaking Hollywood, which apparently just discovered that people in Hollywood trade sex and power, the time has come perhaps to ditch actors altogether.

But until then, since Hollywood has all the money in the world, I suggest that they start replacing personas clearly offensive to their base in already published movies(e.g. Woody Allen) in every previously made movie with properly non-controversial characters. Want to color It's a Wonderful Life or Miracle on 34th Street? Sure. But how much more important is it to cleanse IMDB from Woody Allen's name with 77 credits, Ben Affleck with 22, Dustin Hoffman on 84.

Next on our list: a new biography reexamining George H.W. Bush's role in history in terms of properly sizing the first Iraq War, saving Kuwait, bringing about the fall of the Berlin Wall and navigating the fall of the Soviet Union in light of his clearly serial groping, tentative title: Read My Lips, Don't Touch My Hips.