Extra extra lethal bomb, with cute kittens

Basically the bomb is a thermobaric weapon dropped off the back a big plane from high up. It plunges to the ground with a terrible skirl from the pipers strapped around it.

Upon impact, it ignites the fuel/air mix and the blast wave propels the shrapnel, which is ceramic with bubbles containing depleted uranium, arsenic, rusty darts dipped in anthrax, coral snake venom and whatever the [redacted] uses to get an orange face, clowns - with or without chainsaws, claymores, bits of knapped flint and cat poo.

Upon the release of the device, all the cute kittens in the top bit are more than likely to loose their bowels. This stuff is then collected by vacuum pumps and piped into the lower bit, so providing the cat poo.

At a reasonable height, the bottom bit drops away, leaving the kittens to drift down slowly, where they can go "meep" at what remains of the enemy.

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