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Extra Joints

 If you think body piercings and tatoos are radical, wait till you check out this body mod!
 
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The name is pretty much self explanatory. For anyone willing to pay the money, a doctor would cut into the bone and create an additional (and artificial) joint at the specified location. Think of all the wacky things we could do: sit in a chair with your chest facing the backrest and your feet actually resting on the ground on the right side, crazy contortionist acts, and actually bending backwards for somone.
—cardeguy, Mar 01 2004

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—spacecadet, Mar 01 2004
   

       ".....and at every ten thousand points : ...................I smoke two joints.........."
—normzone, Mar 01 2004
   

       ouch... Have you ever broken your arm? Why would you want a doctor to do it for you? Your body will not be able to control these new "joints" since it does not have the proper muscle/ligaments attached in the right places... here's a fishbone, broken of course
—luecke, Mar 02 2004
   

       You... but... if... uh...
—Detly, Mar 02 2004
   

       OUCH! It gives me nightmares just thinking about it. Fuggedaboutit!(-)
—Saruman, Mar 02 2004
   

       [cardeguy], stay in school.
—k_sra, Mar 02 2004
   

       Wow Toadinnov, I'd call you sick and perverted, but that was the first visual that came to my mind as well...
—Freefall, Mar 02 2004
   

       Dis iz vun veird idea!
—DesertFox, May 14 2004
   

       I like it...but like the masses have already said, there would be no way to really control it wihtout years of physical therapy (that's after the extra tendons, ligaments, nerves and muscles have been added)   

       But I want it...+
—inc_b, Jun 21 2004
   

       Hmmm...if your wan't to impress a gurl who is a contortionist !!
—yourdenz, Jan 06 2007
   
      
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