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Crackers in the shape of animals that are now extinct, with
an educational snippet on the box.
Each box includes: Dodos, Passenger Pigeons, Tasmanian
Wolves, Caspian Tigers, Irish Deer and Steller's Sea Cows.
** Now with Great Auks!**
Yes, please
http://www.google.c...AA&biw=1017&bih=745 [mouseposture, Aug 06 2010]
Trilobite Cookies
http://www.georgeha...ites/trilobite.html [ldischler, Aug 06 2010]
//a bun from the prehistoric era//
http://news.bbc.co....sci/tech/472505.stm for [xandram] [pocmloc, Aug 06 2010]
Saury, ritz been done.
http://www.expotv.c...-Ounce-Boxes/1P-nFA [swimswim, Aug 06 2010]
medal winning heroes
http://www.homeofhe...rt1/3b_cherami.html [po, Aug 06 2010]
More-than-extinct animals, anyone?
Mythological_20animal_20crackers Fictitious! [Vernon, Aug 07 2010]
[link]
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Yay! I'd just like a box of Tasmanian wolves (thylacines),
please. |
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Oh, and don't forget Great Auks. |
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Eat all the extinct species! |
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Since there are some 27 thousand going extinct every year, you'd have to buy a box every day to keep up. |
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Or possibly 3,500. Or possibly 60,000. We have completely
no idea. |
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//We have completely no idea.// |
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You'll have to count the crackers to find out. |
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That's completely unacceptable. We should kill off a definite number just to be sure about the minimum number. |
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+ excellent idea now complete with a bun from the prehistoric era! |
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I think that "passenger pigeons" was what was meant, po. Native to North America, tasty, they were, until they all got shot and eaten. Not unlike the wild aurochs (giant cattle) of Europe. |
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The giant aurochs flew in herds that darkened the sky?!? |
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//** Now with Great Auks!**// |
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And can we please not forget smallpox? |
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[Max], this will be featured in a limited edition
"Extinct Virus Crackers". It will have very few unique
shapes, unfortunately. |
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Sorry, [po], got my pigeons in the wrong roost. |
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// "Extinct Virus Crackers". It will have very few unique
shapes, unfortunately.// |
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Well, only for want of data. The viruses that went extinct
when the dinosaurs shuffled off must been far more
numerous in both species and number than the dinosaurs
themselves. |
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(+) A limited time offer of animals thought to be extinct and then found to still be kicking crackers would be good too. Sealacanth just eat one. |
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//animals thought to be extinct// Thought to have shuffled
off the mortal coel. |
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