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Cyanide-capsule-style fillings, only filled up with strawberry glop, to give your significant other the knee trembles next time you kiss. Also available in mace to foil rapists.
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Wasn't there a "poisoned tooth" scene in the film "Dune" ? (which would make this a WTCTTISITMWIBNIIWR). |
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The strawberry glop idea could be done with the blood capsules used on stage and in films - just use strawberry sauce instead of stage blood. No need for dentistry.
The mace idea would certianly cleay your sinuses. |
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As to the shaped charges ..... er .... I don't think so. Sorry. And I know the scene from "Deliverance" and I really wish you hadn't reminded me of it. |
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I think Liberace had some 'Deliverance' dentures, which would go off at the climax of his pieces. This is more for when that 8-foot cutie's got you cornered and you can't make it to the Baking Soda toothpaste in time. |
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I thought you had wooden teeth? |
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And I'm sure this is Baked by half a dozen brands of candy/sweets. I have certainly seen this touted as a way to spice up your sex life, when using certain flavors. |
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I don't understand the mace part for rapists, but the exploding part is coming through loud and clear. Strawberry glop with your biscuit? |
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//Wasn't there a "poisoned tooth" scene in the film "Dune" ?// Yes. The old Duke Leto Atreides had one. Also, an explodo-molar was central to Duke Nukem's escape from the Rigelatins in Duke Nukem II, so WTCTTISITVGWIBNIIWR as well. |
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