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Exploding Teeth

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Cyanide-capsule-style fillings, only filled up with strawberry glop, to give your significant other the knee trembles next time you kiss. Also available in mace to foil rapists.
—General Washington, Aug 22 2002

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       Wasn't there a "poisoned tooth" scene in the film "Dune" ? (which would make this a WTCTTISITMWIBNIIWR).   

       The strawberry glop idea could be done with the blood capsules used on stage and in films - just use strawberry sauce instead of stage blood. No need for dentistry. The mace idea would certianly cleay your sinuses.   

       As to the shaped charges ..... er .... I don't think so. Sorry. And I know the scene from "Deliverance" and I really wish you hadn't reminded me of it.
—8th of 7, Aug 22 2002
   

       I think Liberace had some 'Deliverance' dentures, which would go off at the climax of his pieces. This is more for when that 8-foot cutie's got you cornered and you can't make it to the Baking Soda toothpaste in time.
—General Washington, Aug 22 2002
   

       I thought you had wooden teeth?   

       And I'm sure this is Baked by half a dozen brands of candy/sweets. I have certainly seen this touted as a way to spice up your sex life, when using certain flavors.
—DrCurry, Aug 22 2002
   

       I don't understand the mace part for rapists, but the exploding part is coming through loud and clear. Strawberry glop with your biscuit?
—Mr Burns, Aug 22 2002
   

       //Wasn't there a "poisoned tooth" scene in the film "Dune" ?// Yes. The old Duke Leto Atreides had one.
Also, an explodo-molar was central to Duke Nukem's escape from the Rigelatins in Duke Nukem II, so WTCTTISITVGWIBNIIWR as well.
—stilgar, Oct 07 2004
   


 

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