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Also, "Endanger-mints": in the form of knives, snakes, guns, and bombs. Every third one is flavored with cyanide. |
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Just get some Creme de Noyeaux for the cyanide flavored mints. Creme de Noyeaux is almond flavored as is cyanide. |
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Is it bitter almonds, or non, thumbwax? Also, I've heard that cyanide only creates the smell/taste of bitter almonds after it comes in contact with living tissue. |
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New from the makers of Experi-mints it's "Predica-mints". We're not sure what they are shaped like as no one has actually seen them. They come in a beautiful, ornate box with no opening. The only way to get what we assume are some terribly tasty mints is to smash the box. What to do, what to do ... |
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"Inter-mints: for when your breath smells like something that died...." |
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Hey thumbwax, do you happen to own a copy of that "poison for writers" book? |
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How 'bout Developmints. Little film canister-shaped mints that come in a Photo Booth-shaped box. Or impedimints that make you lisp with really nice breath. |
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I'm sure most of you have seen 'Managemints'-the dilbert candies... |
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Dental Records. When you chew them, they squeek loudly. With practice, you can make musical tones. |
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How about Parlia-mints. Everyone thinks they taste good at first, but they always leave a bad after-taste. |
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enchant-mints: contains some form of hallucinogen... |
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or a disenchant-mints: contains downers... |
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"Enlighten-Mints" are currently being sold at the counter of my local health food grocer. (A small tin with a drawing of a buddha on it.) |
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Flavorless Mints: mints without any mint flavor. |
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I once wanted to start a band and name it "Mint." Then the first album (this was in the days of vinyl) would be named "Achieve." Later albums would be named "Enlighten," Enchant," Govern," etc., respectively. |
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How about Engage-mints, to serve at engagement and wedding-rehearsal parties -- dainty, pastel-pink peppermint flavored confections shaped like hearts, with the happy couple's name and maybe the date/year in red frosting. |
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Testa-mints, reserved for religious activities. Yum, testify. |
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Alternatively, you could have called them Ex-spearmints. |
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How do you know what cyanide tastes like... |
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They've been to my house. I 'flavor' guests' snacks with cyanide. Muahahahaha! |
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I gave this one a croissant for [centauri]'s anno. |
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Mintal Patience, the long lasting sedative mints |
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