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We've all heard of those specialty shops and "of-the-month" clubs that provide the discerning and adventurous consumer with meats beyond what you'd normally find in a local grocer. Kangaroo? Rattlesnake? We got 'em all.
But why stop there?
I propose a cheese-of-the-month club and catalog (an
actual store would probably not be feasible for the small demand I anticipate) that specializes in cheeses made from the milk of exotic mammals. Think of it: March could come in like a sharp lion cheddar, and in January you could remind yourself that the ocean is even colder than where you are now with a nice killer whale gruyere.
Milk would be harvested in cooperation with local zoos and water parks, many of which already supplement their babies' natural nursing with a fortified formula.
exoticish cheeses
http://www.cheese.c...fault.php?cPath=3_8
[engineer1]
Rat's milk cheese
http://www.halfbake...27s_20Milk_20Cheese
Another halfbaked take [engineer1, Oct 17 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Rat's milk cheese
http://www.halfbake...27s_20Milk_20Cheese
Another halfbaked take [half, Oct 17 2004]
(?) Human cheese, as sought by [DrC]
http://www.beardedm...et/gbmc/cheese.html
(The link, not necessarily the product.) [angel, Oct 17 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Gourmet catering a la human milk
http://news.bbc.co....pacific/2702123.stm
As sought by no-one except the Chinese. (Show of hands if eeeewww!) [angel, Oct 17 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
non_mammal
http://www.halfbake...geon_20milk_20churn
[FarmerJohn, Oct 17 2004]
Questions? Ask Google
http://answers.goog...hreadview?id=301062
[dpsyplc, Oct 17 2004]
Breast Milk Cheese
http://www.indrani..../breast_milk_cheese
"YOU CANNOT MAKE CHEESE OUT OF BREASTMILK." [skinflaps, Jun 08 2007]
(?) American Beaver Milk
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QdhGrIeGSLY
Courtesy of Lee and Herring [imaginality, Jun 08 2007]
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I'd try it. Only problem is who's going to milk the lion? A better man than I, I say! Buy that man a drink, for he has no arms to reach for his wallet anymore! |
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"Venezuelan Beaver Cheese, perchance?" |
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there are enough exotic cheeses just visit a real cheese shop, besides sheep milk cheese exists. |
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Ha! Depends where you are Tabs. I think that the Inuits would be most surprised to see a flock of sheep wandering across the ice and there probably aren't too many of them in the Amazon rainforests either. |
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True sheep aren't exotic, i go for dog's milk cheese should last for ever... |
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I don't know how strange this could be for most people. It is for me! Here in México pig cheese and goat cheese are very common. I don't know if I'd dare to try whale cheese... or dog cheese! Ew! Still, I'm sure other people would. Great idea! A good croissant with melted cheese for you. |
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excellent suggestion [angel], first cheese that came into my head too. |
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I did once find a link for human cheese, but I can't seem to relocate it. |
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I went to this one place but they were
all cleaned out of cheese before I got
there. It ticked me off. + |
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"Not much of a cheese shop, is it?" |
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The only human cheese that I heard of was from males... |
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//a nice killer whale gruyere//? Only if you know how to milk a whale. |
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Mmmm kangaroo cheese. Puts a spring in your step.
Marsupials make milk right? |
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*er.... I think many would prefer lionESS cheese... but that's just an assumption on my part. |
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Boy did I misinterpret this title and description!!! |
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I have no valid reason for shuddering at the thought of this but I am. Damn my cultural conditioning! |
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// cultural conditioning // |
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… Lactobacillus Bulgaricus … ? |
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You should phrase your pronouncements
more Caerphilly … |
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<stares in dismay into bottomless pit of
inevitable cheese puns> |
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No more cheese puns, we're cheddar off without them. |
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Gouda thinking. Brie-f and to the point. |
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Edam well ought to know better. |
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There's stiltons of puns waiting to be sniffed out here, unless you are all board already? |
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As Sherlock Holmes might say, "Emmental,
my dear Watson." |
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Cheese puns are brieneath me. |
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<BZZZZZZT> Challenge, repetition. We've
already had Brie once. |
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That's briezy for you to say, Jack. |
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There's nothing butter than mouse cheese. |
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//Challenge, repetition.// Damn. I gouda seen that
coming. |
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Tread Caerphilly, MB. It might help you get rind the Borg... |
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