Exclusive Science

A group of scientist friends realize that knowledge is making everything worse for people and look for a way to change it so that most people won't know science and will even be against science.

They look for a way to effectively stop new technology development and reach a stage where nobody understands anything anymore. Except of course to those that do. But THEY are committed. They can only gain from keeping the secret, and helping all humanity save itself from its own hands.

They look to biomimicry as a way to fight destructive "enemies". They notice that a method for making a bio-pesticide alternative is to introduce infertile mosquitoes into the population so that they diminish the next generation of harmful creatures. They then discuss using a similar strategy for dealing with dangerous religions. (Let's not say names).

They assemble a group of very persuasive people. We'll call them the new missionaries, although at this stage of the Halfbakery idea (if it is an idea), they still don't have a name yet. They are people who originally came from those targeted religious backgrounds, but who are now realizing the horrible consequences of their former beliefs and wish to do something about it.

The movie shows a dystopian world where patriots of different sides are arming themselves to the teeth preparing for battle and attack. The discussions between the people are funny, because they are so silly for an outsider listening in, but, in all truth, the "patriotic" conclusions are scary, and the "new missionaries", upon hearing this are actually horrified, reporting in on what's happening.

Here, at the Exclusive Science Center, we are at a battle with time. We must get our new religious ideas out and inseminated into the population before the world is blown to pieces.

We have a problem. We need to convince the believers that we are teaching THEIR religion and get them excited about it. We must convince the leaders that WE are their teachers and that we are directly in touch with the gods or other holy deities that they have. We have to flawlessly speak their language with all the nuances of their teachings.

And at the same time, change their attitude from being positive to drugs to drones and to fake conspiracy theories, to preaching against drugs and drones, by using new fake conspiracy theories.

Basically the movie goes into several very different locations in South East Asia, in Africa, in Central America and in the Middle East and they are sure that they were able to convince the mobs to believe in them. But then one stupid person gets it wrong and decides that science should be for everybody. He tries to explain his idea to the head of his religion, and in order to demonstrate the benefits of technology brings a remote control button (which by then became an abomination) and presses it. Unknown to him or to the woman who is his leader, the remote button actually activates a very old briefcase from many years ago, which opens up and begins a countdown.

The End.