Everybody Must Get Boned

They'll bone ya and your Mantlet Coffee Table.
They'll bone the letters, "Able Babel Cable."
They'll bone ya when you're wearin' burlap undies.
They'll bone your suicidal people movies.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get boned.

Well, they'll bone ya makin' peanuts out of wood.
They'll bone ya and your bullet-proofing hood.
They'll bone ya when you're carding for IQ.
Then they'll bone ya if you build a sock into a shoe.
But I do not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get boned.

Well, they'll bone you wearin' steak pantaloons.
Then they'll bone you putting logos on the moon.
They'll bone you and your flying, glowing squirrel.
They'll bone underwires on a girl.
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get boned.

Well, they'll bone you when you're peein' in a can.
They'll bone the beautiful-athletes-only fan.
They'll bone you when you're hunting down a speeder.
They'll bone a homeless-to-the-hungry feeder.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get boned.

They'll bone ya for investing in an orphan.
They'll bone a rewriting of the Constitution.
Well, they'll bone ya when you're tryin' to suck your lint.
They'll bone ya cuz you just don't take a hint.
But I do not feel so all alone,
Cuz even beauxeault one time got boned.