h a l f b a k e r yStrap *this* to the back of your cat.
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I'll spare everybody the demonstration, but they'd all be in
capitals with exclamation points.
Perfect for those occasions when it seems overly time
consuming to type each word manually.
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Every key produces "please" ? |
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No, the other one. I believe printing "please" a hundred
times in a memo would be a cry for help. |
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You could also have every word be Buffalo and include
punctuation keys. Little more challenging than just typing
"FUCK!" over and over. |
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In what social fucking circle that you voluntarily
fucking participate in do you find yourself so
frequently requiring fucking swear words so as to
need a fucking shortcut macro for them? |
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It would be an interesting exercise in social engineering to launch a brand of, say, chocolate called "Fuck", and subsidise it sufficiently to make it fantastically popular. Eventually, "fuck" would cease to have any utility as an expletive, much as the work "coke" did in the early 1900s. |
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"Phuc" is a commonplace South-East Asian name. Just because it means something different in an Indo-European language is no reason to avoid it. |
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What the South-East Asians do is, I believe, very much their own business. And Sturton says that in Thailand the word is used in much the same way as in England, but with more unexpected penises. |
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It should be a doddle for software engineers to recognise
that when someone is writing a missive and gets to the
keyboard-mashing stage that inserting some choice
vernacular would be welcomed. |
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I would get angrier if the computer started swearing at me. |
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"You are hereby fined one credit for violation..." |
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Isn't this what the F-keys are for? |
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Do you envisage the keys typing a single letter each in
sequence or the whole lot at once? |
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