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Escher's Ketchup is made from only the finest ingredients to a secret Dutch recipe. It is packaged in a Klein bottle, which purchasers are advise not to shake as this may cause the contents to spontaneously dematerialise from ordinary seven-dimensional space.
Delicious poured over Salvdor Dali-brand
lobsters, or melted cheese, or melted anything.
Einstein's Klein Stein
http://www.kleinbot...ug_klein_bottle.htm
"Naturally, The Klein Stein has all the features of Acme's other quality Klein Bottles -- zero volume, nonorientable, 3-dimensionally immersed, and free from any topological boundary conditions." [RayfordSteele, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
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You can never get any of it on your fork as it constantly flows up the edge of your plate. |
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//Delcious poured over Salvdor Dali-brand lobsters or melted cheese// or the telephone |
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Heh heh. Tagline changed, coutesy of [devnull]. |
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But is the ketchup on the inside, or the outside of the bottle? |
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Looking forward to Magritte's not-apple sauce... |
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.... and Duck a la Clockwork Orange ... |
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(squeezes bottle) "Oh my God! It's full of stars!" |
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so what if, when one goes to pour the ketchup on the plate, the plate is changed from matter to energy due to some undiscovered metaphysical phenomenon, instantly vaporizing New Jersey? |
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surely Moreeats C. Escher ? |
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//...instantly vaporizing New Jersey// |
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I can only see that as a feature rather than as a bug. |
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