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This is one of those posts that I am probably going to
regret when I
look back. On the other hand, if by then I have become
the ruler
of
a small African nation with many wives and many more
children,
then I will have names for each one of the children.
This will also peg me as someone
who has not refined
their microbiome,
so
I am open to suggestions on what direction to take that
in.
I guess I tend to over eat, a little, and I have an issue
with
erructation after most meals, so I find myself trying to
juggle
getting
through life and communicating while erructating. And
the burps
are pretty long and complex, so they usually create a
diversion for
everyone involved, which is fun for a while but in the
long run just
gets in the way.
So to increase my productivity in the long run I have
decided to
start
writing the erructative verbalizations down for posterity
and for
the
naming of my progeny in case I do gain a poligamous and
procreative
status in the future.
To wit:
uh-ba-DAY-bep
'n-YAH-nah-mah
'n-YAH-mih-nah
oo-BAH-deh-beep
oo-WAY-oo
YALM-yah-lee
WAH-woo
uh-MEH-meh-moh
ee-YAHN-uh-bah
oo-WAIN-uh-bah
eh-WAN-ah-may
oo-WIT-de-bough
oo-WAH-woo-BEE-bob
oo-WAY-dee-bo-bo
WAY-ah-lip
Nalp
EE-wuh-bubba
eYub-la-BUH
wanh-uh-MAH
uh-YAH-nah-MOO-ney-meow
WAY-uh-bod
uh-WEE-bud-ah-bud
ah-YUH
We-UH-buh
EE-mo-MAH-ning-ah
Wad-ball-dare-EE
Er-ee-uh-BOIT
ee-BAH-doo-MAHN-dah-mahn
oo-WAH-dah-bomb-ING
oo-AIGHT
LOW-da-BAH-da-ME-nee-MEOW
ee-YO-nah-muh
WAH NEE-um
yud-ah-BOT
oo-WANH-min-ahm
wih-mih-nah-MAU
ee-AH-min
WALT-deh-BET
ay-BALL-ball-ay
oo-WALL-ay-ahn
oo-WELL-ay-ALL-ah-MOM-en-ique
HOE-lee-AH-mah
oh-YALT
oh-ALL-aye-uh
WAY-ah-lah-BAHD-ah-mah-NEH-neh-mee
This is a work in progress. I kind of weep for all of those lost
erructative years
when I think about it. Imagine the volumes of potential
names for
my potential progeny.
Belching_20Class
Looking for instructors. [swimswim, Feb 28 2014]
Yes! This Could Catch On!
http://www.youtube....watch?v=yuPSpu-8rqk
...or maybe not... [Grogster, Feb 28 2014]
[link]
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Baked, shirley, by the parents of Ndabaningi Sithole. |
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I raise you one Canaan Banana |
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//But I'm not erasing it. |
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You don't have to.. when the aliens land on this cold and empty planet planet, in aeons to come, and find the last hard-drive slowly being eroded by cosmic rays...they will ponder on "Erruc tive" in the same way we now ponder on Linear C... |
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//I raise you one Canaan Banana // |
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If you do the experiment, you'll discover that Canaan
Banana is far less erructative than Ndabaningi
Sithole. |
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<linky> Yes, [JHC], I think this could catch on (right up until the time a radio announcer tries to broadcast a game with a whole team of that lot). I Proudly Bun! [+] <burp> |
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Oh, and SP: [Eructative] should only have one R |
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After briefly envisioning the kind of polygamous procreating women that would be eager to share in this project, I am overwriting those sectors of my brain and moving on to another idea. |
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How would know if you'd overwritten them or not? |
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Must be keeping a backup someplace. |
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