Ergocomic Keyboard

When you see a totally screwed-up looking keyboard, don't you automatically assume it must be more ergonomically healthy?

Well, my idea is to build a totally ridiculous keyboard, write on the packaging that it's the most comfortable keyboard you can use -- just try it for 30 days and see --, sell it for $200, and then watch millions of them fly off the shelves.

This keyboard would feature all the crappy letters (Q, Z, X, W) right in the middle of the keyboard, and the good letters are up in the number bar or slightly off to the side. We will say that it's because your fingers need to stretch morein order to stay healthy.

There will also be several ALT, Windows, and TAB keys right in the center where you will need to constantly dodge them while you are typing. Half of the keyboard will be at a right angle to the other half, pointing straight up and down. The spacebar will be at the back of the keyboard, to keep the user from getting "repetitive thumb utilization syndrome (RETUS)"

The keys can be slid around into different configurations (like those square puzzles with tiles numbered 1 to 15); however, none of the positions will be any more comfortable. Typing more than 10 words per minute will cause an "Ergonomic Safety Warning" LED to light up.